This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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