shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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