let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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