I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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