Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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