I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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