To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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