She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread