I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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