She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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