another moral hangover. fuck.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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