like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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