Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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