We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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