I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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