Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
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yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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