I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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