You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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