Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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