Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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