Sry I called you an 8
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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