if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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