Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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