Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
