**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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