i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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