rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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