Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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