you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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