WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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