new low.... made out with someone while peeing
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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