I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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