The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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