I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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