He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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