Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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