If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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