only you would photoshop your dick
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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