return my video game
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize