My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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