Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
should my penis look like a turkey
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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