just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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