the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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