Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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