That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
