I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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