The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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