Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
third nipple confirmed
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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