Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize