There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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