We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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