It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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