if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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