Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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It's never too late to be topless.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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