do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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